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As creepy as it may be for the owner when cats come home with dead animals/insects, you cannot get mad at them. In fact, praise them, tell them thank you. Because when a cat kills an animal for you, it means they love you, and are eternally grateful for the life you’ve given them. It’s the most honorable thing you could possibly receive from your kitty.

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Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve. 

So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food

I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.

“It is love” I mutter as I clean up the blood of my cat’s enemies.

My cat is an indoor cat and brings me old business cards she finds in my basement.

I’m so proud of her.

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I’m about 95% sure that my girlfriend’s house is haunted by a cat.  Every once and a while I hear the pitter-patter of little feet running around upstairs.  It sounds just like my cats at home.  I’m sure it’s cats because they don’t bother us.  If it were a child-ghost it would want to play and shit, but this ghost-cat just wants to do its own thing and be left alone.

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I wish cats grew on trees.